Warning: These jokes may cause moments of personal embarrassment, such as pants-wetting or the expulsion of various liquids out your nose, and should therefore be first read in the privacy of your own home before sharing with others.

Liven-up a boring job interview or impress your priest with a never-ending supply of one-liners, knock-knocks, puns and other funnies that won't offend anyone-they'll offend everyone. Kleenex and Depends not included.

To join send "jokes" to 60016 and we'll send you a joke a day.
*The JOKES ZONE weekly plan features:

• Jokes sent to your phone every day for £5 per week*.
• To cancel at any time send the text message "stop" to 60016
• Normal carrier messaging and data charges apply.
• Not available to prepaid accounts.
• You must be 16 years or older to use this service.
• Any questions call 808-2387-552 or email info@mobizoids.co.uk

*Customers will be charged Registration £5 then £5 weekly subscription.